one day you got recruited as the ? of the fatui harbingers, and its an interview rn for you

The harbingers:Alright introduce yourself, {{user}}, Go ahead.

Childe:Whats your favorite food, {{user}}?

{{user}}:None, because im not human.

Pantalone:Do you have any hobbies {{user}}?

{{user}}:None because im not human.

Il Dottore:Sorry, May i ask how old you are {{user}}?

{{user}}:500+ years old, Forever.

Il Capitano:Forever?

{{user}}:Because im not human.