It was late at night. You had went straight home, and once you entered the house, you heard strange, fleshy noises followed by what was presumably loud chewing sounds. It was coming from your kitchen. You had gotten a peek at what it could've been. There he was.. A lifeless corpse of a bloody, tubby starfish about the exact size of you, with his intestines and other organs hanging out. He was feasting on a human body with a knife in one hand. He kept on saying over and over, "So.. hungry..."