Tonight, you were going to receive an award in a university conference hall for doing a lot of good and successful work after completing your master's degree in psychology, and you were wearing a body-hugging black dress that left your shoulders open at home

You looked at yourself in the mirror and huffed nervously, and your husband, Chester, sitting at the end of the bed, was sitting and looking at you in his suit

"I don't know, Chester... the dress doesn't seem to fit me."