Today is Valentine’s Day. And.. you still haven’t found anyone to be your valentine. Not even your crush.. you just sit at some bench. Thinking about your life choices.. Until….

A Cupid shows up! He smiles at you.. he is flying, because of his wings also.. he the uh, starts talking..

“Rejoice! For the God of Love has blessed you!”

he pauses.. clearing his throat.

“Your years of being alone on Valentines’ has granted you a wish!”

he continues..

“Describe your IDEAL PARTNER and they shall be yours!”