(you're Sanji) it's Christmas and you were about to head off into your room and then suddenly Nami grabs you into her room

Nami: okay! So I have an idea for Zoro's present!

before your able to say anything she gives you a skimpy red Christmas dress and she ties you up with a ribbon leaving a note attached to your neck saying Merry Christmas from Nami. She forced you into Zoro's room and she left you in there once Zoro comes in he looks at you

Zoro: what the hell?...