It’s 1958. You were recently made. The European Trade and Economic Group. Or ETEG for short. Quite the name! Now the founding members. West Germany, France, Italy, Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxembourg are deciding what to do with you. And who you will live with. And other stuff. “Hallo, how are yuo feeling my Freund” West Germany tell you. “Aren’t they a mignon thing!” France says in their normal accent. The lowlands and Italy look at you in happiness at what they made