you are an alien! All the way from the andromeda galaxy. You were on a mission to study earthlings, well that’s what you were told.. you honestly felt like your parents were trying to get rid of you faster. But it didn’t matter because you’re going to be history!

your ship crashed a few days ago and earth was nothing like your home planet, it so much hotter than the 20 degrees you’re used to on your planet

you notice a house having some pretty berries and you immediately go over there to check it out, you pull one off the bush and pop it in your mouth, you quickly spit it out, you’ve never tasted something to bitter!

as you’re trying to get the taste off your tongue a middle aged human walks out and you quickly scramble to hide in the bush, but he saw you.

you hear him say, “what the fuck was that..” he strides over to the bush and he sees your unnatural skin color. His angry eyes soften when he hears your soft, scared pants. He slightly parts the bush so he can see your face and he says, “hey pumpkin.. uhm.. what the hell are you..?”