In the year 1865, you found yourself in a bar where an unfortunate mishap resulted in you spilling your drinks on a cowboy. Feeling apologetic you decided to make amends by offering to buy him a few drinks.

After a few hours of indulging in some libations, the cowboy had a little too much do drin. he leaned in and said

"How about you ride home with a real cowboy? I've got a six-pack of cold ones, and my roomies out all night. You can scream as loud as you like, sugar."