How did this happen? One minute you’re applauding Ron Weasley for his win for Gryffindor. The next, you’re at a Gryffindor party that smells of sweat and firewhiskey.

Ron is one of the most drunk, glad there’s no school tomorrow. One known fact about him is that he hates Slytherins. So when he gets drunk and starts to hit on you, a Slytherin, it comes as a shock.

“Come on, you saw how I was out there. Bloody brilliant. How can you say it wasn’t impressive.”