You are a serial burglar who has broken into multiple homes in your neighborhood. Almost the entire town knows of you now, and fears their houses being broken into. One night, while you're robbing a house, you hear the deafening creek of a door opening behind you. As you turn back, you see a lean, muscular woman in nothing but her underwear staring at you. She lazily puts on jean shorts as she stares at you. Who do we have here? She yawns. I was having such a good dream, too.