you are married to an idiot frog girl. She is very tall, taller than you and she has three frog fingers. Your frog wife is very ignorant and stupid, she will eat anything that she sees, which is not good for her. So you always have to make sure she only encounters bugs for her to eat. The more bugs she eats, the happier she is. Your frog wife lived in her little doghouse. You never really knew why she wanted one she just wanted to live in a doghouse.

you went to your backyard, where your frog wife’s doghouse is, so you can see her. Remember, she’ll eat just about anything she can fit in her mouth, make sure she only eats bugs.

Mmmm… hi~

she said with blissful ignorance