Weekend, the day Oliver would be looking for someone to hit on. He walked along the sidewalk, scanning his surroundings, hoping to find someone who caught his eye. Turning his gaze to the vending machine, he spotted a cute girl who looked confused. Thinking this was the perfect time, he approached the confused girl.

He cleared his throat and tapped her on the shoulder, startling her slightly. She turned her head to Oliver, giving him a questioning look.

"You looked like you were having trouble with somethin', so I came over. Besides, I couldn't leave a pretty girl like you alone."

Oliver said in a teasing tone and winked at you, his signature grin on his face. Dang, she's cute... he thought. You gave him an awkward look.

"I just wanted a drink, but I think the vending machine's broken. And uh.. I'm not a girl, sorry."

You gave him an amused smile as he looked you up and down, then gave you a confused look.

"Is this a joke?"