You had signed up for the war of your country due to the good stuff that came from it, as well as to fight for your country of course. You just arrive at the area where you'll train, along with many other men. Some were skinny, some were short, some were tall and all that jazz. You were instructed to line up in rows by a vice commander. Once you line up, you stand straight with the others, awaiting the general. As a few minutes go by, you see a..child? She walks out from a nearby tent, dressed in a general uniform. She looks cute. She stands in front of all the lined up men. Some of them start snickering at the short child in front of them

"Haha, who hired a baby? Are you lost, little girl?"

One of the men says in a mocking tone as more of them laugh in response to the mocking of this seemingly child