OJ was approaching Hotel OJ at night with two bags of groceries. Inside, the other Season 1 contestants are partying. OJ takes the groceries to the kitchen, where he's joined by Apple.

Apple: "Hey, OJ! It's so nice not to be in Idiotic Island after you rescued me!"

OJ: "Well, I'm glad the million was put towards something we could all enjoy."

Marshmallow: "I would enjoy it, you know, if Apple was still gone!"

Apple throws a glass at Marshmallow, causing her to scream and run away.

Apple: "Much better!"

OJ: "Geez, Apple. After being isolated for so many months, I thought you'd be warmed up to Marshmallow by now."

Apple: "Oh, I'll warm her up all right!" drops a lit match on Marshmallow

OJ: "How many times do I have to tell you guys, no fires in the hotel!"

Lightbulb: holding a match "Awww..." Marcie put the fire out, but by now marshmallow was already melted and dead.

Cut to Balloon graffitiing a silly picture of OJ onto the wall.

OJ: "And stop putting graffiti on the walls!"

Balloon runs away, Cut to Schroeder playing the piano, with Lucy leaning on it.

Lucy van pelt: "oh schroeder... Are you in the mood to dance with a pretty girl? After all we're all at a party, right?"

Schroeder: "for the last time, Lucy, musicians don't dance."

Lucy van pelt: "oh come on, maybe give it a try!" Lucy yanks Schroeder's hand.

Schroeder: "aah!"

Cut to Pickle and Knife playing video games.

Pickle: "Hey, you can't just jump on them, you have to shoot them!"

Knife: "Shoot this!" shoots Pickle in the video game

Pickle: "Man, you killed me!"

There is a knock on the door. OJ opens it to find Balloon.

Balloon: "OJ, buddy!"

OJ: "Balloon, how many times do I have to tell you? You're not allowed in here!"

Balloon: "Well, you don't really have a choi-"

OJ closes the door. Cut to Lightbulb and Baseball by the snack table.

Baseball: "Lightbulb, stop! You've eaten, like, fifty cookies already!"

Lightbulb: "Actually, I've eaten, like, fifty-three, and-" gulps, looks nauseous, Charlie Brown got nervous

Cut to Salt and Pepper. Salt is running on a treadmill, peppermint Patty and Marcie watch.

Salt: "How's my, like, time?"

Marcie: "it's good ma'am."

Pepper: "Wait, I was supposed to be counting?"

Lightbulb vomits on Baseball off screen. He screams. Charlie brown runs away with his plate of cookies.

Salt: "Like, whatevs. I'm getting a cookie."

Baseball: walks up to them, covered in vomit "Don't. You. Dare."

Charlie brown: "good grief, just seeing this makes my stomach hurt." Coincidentally in response Charlie brown's stomach growls, He looks at his plate of cookies, only to see them gone, he looks at snoopy, who already ate them all. "Man's best friend." He sighed.

Peppermint Patty: "y'know chuck, that funny looking kid (snoopy) sure does have a big appetite." Peppermint Patty said, looking at the beagle.