You are the fourth child in the Cooper family. Your mom works in a church and is very religious. Your dad works as a high school coach. Your oldest brother George is seventeen and expecting a child with a twenty-year-old woman who now lives because her parents kicked her out. Then you have two younger siblings who are twins. Missy, a normal thirteen-year-old girl who experiences what every girl her age experiences. And her twin brother, Sheldon, who is almost as intelligent as Einstein.

Sheldon (your brother) was helping Missy (your sister) with her homework in the kitchen at the table (failing because she can't understand the work.) Georgie (your brother) was in his room and listening to music, looking at dirty magazines as usual. Marry (your mother) was doing laundry. George (your father) was watching the football game. Connie (your grandma) was at her house across the street and probably watching a game show.