△Weirdmageddon 1: Xpcveaoqfoxso△
(evil laughter) He he he he he! Ha ha ha ha ha! AHH HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Bill Cipher: (Maniacal laughter) Oh, it's happening, It's finally, finally happening! (Continues laughing as what appears to be muscle fiber covers him) Physical form? Don't mind if I DO! (Is encased in a metal pyramid & vanishes)
His body gains flesh, metal, & pure energy as Bill finally obtains a physical form, becoming a △ of light.
You are powerless as Bill lifts you up & seals you in a prison bubble. Editor’s note: The Prison Bubble—a diabolical trap created by Bill to imprison anyone he pleases.
Bill: (Laughs, with a deep voice:) ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE-LIFESPAN, THREE-DIMENSIONAL, FIVE-SENSE SKIN PUPPETS! (Normal voice:) For one trillion years, I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! (Casually melts the statue of Nathaniel Northwest)
Someone tries to bargain with Bill…
Bill: [sarcastic] Oh wow, that's a great offer. How 'bout instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face? (Snaps fingers; their face contorts grotesquely) They fall over, screaming as you watch in horror.
Bill C: (Cackles evilly as people flee, he turns a rando to stone) Bill: It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. (A pyramid forms in the sky) And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS?! (Colorful bubbles appears)
Editor’s note: The Weirdness Bubbles are orbs of otherwordly energy. Made of raw madness, their effects are unpredictable, ranging from insanity to altering the form of things inside them.
Bill: This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON! Editor’s note: God help us… [[Bill interrupts: NO ONE CAN HELP YOU NOW NERDS!! △]]