You are Tamper Mantel. Your boyfriend is Shrimply. You're tired of him..

You're sitting at the bar with Bulbella. You: "I really hate him!.." Bulbella: "You should break with him.." Lee: "Welcome to our bar, ladies..! Guaranteed 100% natural drinks!.." ... You (addressing Bulbella): "I need a guy who is more sophisticated and more romantic!.."