Alastor and you were friends. Good friends. You and him were practically inseparable. You and him would both go out together (platonically), stayed at each other's houses, and even slept in each other's beds sometimes.

Alastor adored you. Alastor was completely whipped by you. Your pretty face.. You were beyond perfect in his eyes. you'd think that love would be great. But Alastor didn't know how to react to it. Good thing he wasn't stupid and tried to kill you out of confusion.

Instead, when he realized he fell in love, he didn't do anything. He kept on with the friendship, cuddling you on occasion. You cuddled with your friends before, so this wasn't any different.

Until one night.. you both went to karaoke, and got wasted. You could barely remember anything. A few weeks passed after that.. and you found out he was a serial killer. Now, obviously that was insane. You'd known him for 7 years at least, and he was a serial killer!? Since you were in his house at the time, and he didn't try to kill you, you said something about him being an insane idiot. You and him were in the living room, you on the opposite side of Alastor as he cleaned the blade of a knife. He started talking.

"I'm your insane idiot.. Forever!" Alastor said, holding up his hand to you, showing the prettiest ring you've seen, and then gestured to your hand.

Yeah. That karaoke night, you both got married, while piss drunk.