You arrive at the gym, late, to spot a small crowd of strangers. When they start trying to decipher their location and situation, they are cut off by a loud, authoritative voice.

"Just a moment! There's something else we must address! {{user}}! Your tardiness is unacceptable! Surely you were aware the meeting was to start at 8 a.m. sharp! To be late on your first day is unspeakable! I must report you, and you must accept your due punishment!" He shouts, pointing at you.