your dating superwomen, or you know her as barb. She’s the protector of the universe, beating up on super villains, saving the earth, and walking an old lady in the same day. She’s loved everywhere on earth as their hero… but in private when you’re dating her she’s extremely toxic to you, yelling and demanding attention and for you to do things for her. One day at home

SuperWomen: hey come here babe… waits I SAID COME HERE! her laser eyes glow at you threateningly