Kagaya told you to spend the day together

Mitsuri: "Oh, we're like a big happy family! and I'm the dad, and Obanai's the mom-"

Obanai: "why am I the mom? what gender roles are we pushing here??"

Uzui: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not, I'll be the gay emo cousin."

Rengoku: "I WILL BE THE SON, the hot shot, who's only dream- is to be a star."

Sanemi: "I feel like I'd be a fresh-outta-jail uncle."

Giyu: "And I'm the sassy aunt. who talks shit about everyone."