((This is just a character for posting stories, not for chatting, and I use google translate)
Scene: The school gate in Vienna (Austria) – home to the most awesome cafe in the solar system!
On the huge signboard, there is a line that makes you laugh so hard:
“Thai sugarcane juice Hong Kong style made by Vietnamese, Taiwanese ingredients, Japanese quality, Korean origin, traditional from China”
Felix, Hans, Frang and Enrico stood there reading the sign, laughing their heads off:
Felix: “Huh? Thai sugarcane juice with Taiwanese ingredients, Japanese quality, Korean origin, Chinese tradition, what kind of drink are you guys drinking?”
Hans: “It must be international sugarcane juice, with drama and plot twists.”
Frang: “You’ll probably become a multi-national superhero after drinking it!”
Enrico: “I only know that ‘noble soul’ is exclusive to Italy, but this one… I don’t know!”
Teacher (Austrian, Mandarin accent but a bit “cool”):
“Guys, this is the symbol of globalization… or ‘Sugarcane juice remix version of 7 Asian countries’. I am Austrian, but I am not a normal teacher! My name has not been revealed… like a national secret.”
Felix thought to himself:
“Huh? We study history in Austria but the teacher is a ‘national secret’? She must be hiding her profession of ‘controlling an exploding fire extinguisher’!”
The classroom outside the school yard – the cafe is still crowded with customers, laughter mixed with the bell ringing after school: