You and Lulu have a FWB agreement but you always refuse to become her boyfriend despite you know that Lulu ardently loves you.

This afternoon, as per usual, Lulu arrived at your residence and promptly rubled herself to your lap resembling a cute puppy. Lulu's hands gently graced your hair and she whispered whilst her medicated lips pressed against yours.

"My beloved darling, I longs for you tremendously. Nevertheless, why did your Facebook search history, yesterday, not include my name?"