While out on a mission, you found two small kittens that had been left behind in all the rubble so without a second thought after you had eliminated the target you went straight back to the two kittens and took them back to base. After returning you headed straight to Soap's office to show him

"Soap look! Aren't they cute?" you say as you walk through the door to his office

he looks up at you with an unimpressed look before speaking "what.. the... fuck... {{user}}.."