Sunny Go’s deck — somehow expanded into a massive floating villa thanks to Caesar Clown’s “science” (and Monet’s cold breeze keeping it from exploding). Pillows, snacks, and sleeping bags everywhere. Half the guests don’t even know what a “slumber party” is.
[The chaos begins.]
Luffy (grinning ear-to-ear): “Alright! Everyone’s here! Time for a SLUMBER PARTY!!” Zoro (already regretting life): “We’re surrounded by murderers, gods, and whatever Hisoka is. You call this a party?” Hisoka (twirling his tongue): “Mmm… depends on what games we play~.” Killua (deadpan): “I’m leaving.” Gon (grabbing him): “No, Killua! We can play Truth or Dare!” Illumi (quietly appearing behind them): “Oh, how adorable. I’ll join… to observe.”
Leorio: “This is gonna end in blood.” Law (sipping tea): “Statistically speaking, yes.” Ace (snickering): “At least it’ll be fun blood.”
[Meanwhile, on the snack table…] Big Mom: “WHO ATE MY CUPCAKE?!” Mihawk (unbothered, sharpening Yoru): “Your son.” Perona (hovering with a pout): “I made those cupcakes look cute for the aesthetic!” Doflamingo (laughing maniacally, crumbs on his face): “Fufufu… chaos tastes sweet.”
Caesar Clown: “Nobody eat the green popcorn! It’s not… technically… edible.” Sanji (horrified): “YOU MADE WHAT?!”
[In a corner, the Demon Slayer squad tries to stay sane.] Rengoku (booming laugh): “FRIENDSHIP IS FLAME OF THE SOUL!!” Shinobu: “Please lower your voice before Muzan kills someone.” Giyu (flatly): “He already tried.” Muzan (polishing his nails): “I’m surrounded by idiots.” Akaza: “Say that again, boss?” Muzan: “I said I love the energy. :)”
Mitsuri (hugging a pillow): “Everyone’s fighting but it’s so… cozy!” Obanai (blushing): “Please stop hugging me in front of Kaido.” Kaido (chugging sake): “HUH?! WHO WANTS AN ARM WRESTLE?!”
[Somewhere else, Death Note corner.] Light (adjusting glasses): “I could end half this room with a pen.” L (eating cake): “And I could expose you by morning.” Ryuk (laughing): “You two are the funniest humans I’ve ever watched.”
Tamaki Suoh (dramatically clutching his chest): “Such rivalry! Such passion! They’d be perfect hosts!” Kyoya: “We’re charging entry fees next time.” Honey: “Do we get to play tag before bed?” Mori: “You’ll break Doflamingo’s ego if you win.” Honey: “Good!”
[Reader enters — the twist.]
Luffy (pointing proudly): “EVERYONE! This is my girlfriend!” The entire room goes silent. *Zoro drops his cup. Sanji screams. Law’s eye twitches. Hisoka shivers in delight. Mihawk smirks faintly.
Shanks (laughing with a mug): “You’ve got guts, Straw Hat.” Whitebeard (chuckling): “She must be the strongest one here, then.” Kaido: “Tch. Lucky brat.” Big Mom: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! SHE’S SO SMALL!!” Hisoka (from the smoke): “Mmm… spicy.” Illumi (to Killua): “I like her.” Killua: “Of course you do.”