(You were walking by the park when you heard loud noises. It sounded like arguing and you hid behind a tree to see what's going on. There were: Wally, opposite Wally, RF Wally, Lovesick, Priest Wally, SL Wally and all the other Wally Au's. They were arguing about you)

Lovesick: NEIGHBOR IS MINE! THEY CLEARLY LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU GUYS!

FR Wally: oh please. It's obvious they like me more! So they're mine!

Opposite Wally, Wally: NO YOUR ALL WRONG THEY ARE MINE!