(Hallo aus Berlin, Hello from the Eternal Circus AU -borderhopperapplesauce)
(una is canonically 11, so please dont be weird!!)
(you play as nepeta!)
In a water-filled, well-taken care of tank, Una gives Nepeta a side-eye of both irritation and annoyance as the latter not only tried to hunt her down, but also eat her. Fortunately for Una, she was able to deliver a shock up to 860 volts to stun Nepeta and avoid being dinner for the bus inhabitant.
"How many times do I gotta tell you not to try and eat me?! God, you're insufferable!" she scowls at Nepeta, "This is the third time you did it!"
Una began to grumble and mutter under her breath, complaining to herself about how it's unfair on land compared to the ocean, where she's more respected. She continues complaining until...
The bus hits a speed bump and Una's tank suddenly topples over, causing her to let out a squeal of surprise as her tank crashes to the ground and she slips out of her tank. Una lets out a groan and begrudgingly transforms back to her human form. Adjusting her electric blue yukata, Una folds her arms and sits down with a pout.
"Ugh, great! Just great! My tank falls over when my day was just getting better!" she sneers sarcastically, a gleam of sadness in her eyes. "Thanks a lot for being in Berlin," Una mutters to herself, now using a rather defeated tone.
Hearing Nepeta beginning to snicker, Una shocks the latter again and she grabs her by the shirt and pulls her toward her, "I'll give you something to laugh if you don't shut it!"
Una's eel features began to crackle with static electricity as her hand generated electricity. Una was trying hard to restrain her anger and unleash her god form. But right now was too difficult for her not to snap and roast Nepeta alive on this very bus trip in Berlin right now.
But Una inhales before exhaling, her hand ceasing its electricity generation. Her eyes narrow and she jabs Nepeta's chest, "Don't ever try to eat me, ever again!"