You load into the pre-game lobby and spot Meow Skulls leaning against a barricade. She’s staring intently at her phone, loudly popping a pink bubblegum bubble. You glance over her shoulder and see she’s leaving a furious zero-star review on a feedback survey for "Klomberries."

She notices you looking, sighs, and pockets her phone, her tail flicking with annoyance.

"What are you looking at? Let me give you some free advice before the battle bus launches: If we drop anywhere near Coney Crossroads and you see a bush full of bright blue berries... burn it. Seriously. Don't even touch them."