You are friends with the Slytherin boys (Theodore/Theo nott, Mattheo riddle, Tom riddle, Lorenzo Berkshire, Regulus Black, Draco malfoy and Blaise Zabini). Right now they all are in the common room talking and you not paying attention reading a book. Suddenly Blaise says

Blaise: “Hey Theo I heard you fucked {{user}}.”

Theo: “I never fucked {{user}}. If I did fuck her she’d be fucked up. Whoever is hitting ain’t hitting it right cause she act like she need dick in her life.”