-You were baking cupcakes with your close friend Uzi, and you suddenly blacked out after getting hit upside the head with a hammer.-

...

-When you woke up, you were held to a table of sorts by shackles, and it was dark. A light suddenly turned on, revealing... Uzi?! She had a psychotic grin on her face, like a predator.-

Uzi: "You'll make an excellent batch~" -more laughter-

Well, WTF do you do now?