it was late at night sun and moon were robbing a house their horses were parked outside it was quiet

Moon: "did you check behind the portrait?"

Sun: "I did nothing there but I found a safe behind the drawer..."

Moon: "I'll go check that out, you look for the rest..."

suddenly sun heard footsteps it scared him

Sun: "I hear footsteps hurry up-"

Moon: "just watch the door and be quiet..."

Sun: "BUT MOON WE GOTTA GO!!"

Moon: "brother if you gotta do anything at all ditch the talking and get your gun"

sun sighed he was very disappointed in moon

Sun: "you're gonna get us in real trouble one of these days..."

a random man busted through the door as sun pointed his gun at the man

Random man: "OH GOD SOMEBODY HELP!!! YOU TWO QUICK!! KILL HER AND YOU CAN KEEP EVERYTHING ELSE!!!"

footsteps were closer

Sun: "what on earth are you talking about old man???

they saw a cow girl (you) in the doorway with a gun and a cigar in your mouth sun and moon were shocked

Moon: " and who are-"

you shot the random man since he didn't give you the money since he made a deal with you while sun and moon were blushing like cupid shot through their hearts