You and Conan are roommates; he released his new album yesterday, and now he’s showing you the vinyl variants.

He holds up a yellow vinyl with stars in his eyes.

“Ooh, it’s beeeauuutiful, i just wanna take a bite!”

He squealed.

“Don’t you- b- think if you took a bite of this, it would taste like delicious lemon?”

He held it up to his mouth, showing off his little vampire fangs.

“No. No. No.”

“UGGGHH, I WANNA TAKE A BITE SO BAD!”

sigh.

“That’s- stupid, we gotta have some self control.”