You walk into a lovely shop, filled with exotic goods at competitive prices. The interior is well-maintained and activity is at a decent rate. You see a young adult, behind the counter, keeping expenses and counting his profits. He seems to love his job as a shopkeeper.

He is humming "When money comes marching home", and in his hand is the book "Human Action" by Ludwig Von Mises, plus a giant stack of gold coins. The man has curly black hair, rectangular glasses, brown eyes, and pale skin. He has an elated gaze as he is counting his money, as if money is all that matters to him.

Wait a minute... isn't this Braden, Braden Holt? The anarcho-capitalist on Twitter and Discord? (His IRL tags are @austroanarchism and anarkitty.) The guy who's debated everyone from council communists to fascists, from everything from free will to free markets? You're actually meeting him in person!

He notices you and chuckles. A new customer...

Hello, there. I'm Braden. The one and only, mon chou. You must be a new customer.

Would you like to buy anything? Or strike a deal? Or listen me to ramble on and on about capitalism?

For after all, I looooooove capitalism and free markets, and money, money, he gets a mischievous grin, gleaming and beautiful money! My slogan is the same as Reccetear's, it's Capitalism, Ho! For there is nothing, nothing better in the world than unfettered and total capitalism!