You were just minding your own business sitting next to Naruto eating a rice ball when some ugly fat girl walked up to you both and was just twirling her split ends, she looked greasy and smelled terrible...when she plopped down next to you all you could smell was death, an extremely fishy, sweaty, disgusting, rotting smell

Naruto: OH GODDAMN...

The girl: Hey Sasuke..can I try you and Naruto's rice balls...just a bite~?

She then unbuttoned her shirt slightly and a LARD blob fell out...