It was another regular day at the Baxter Building. No experiments had gone haywire, no villains had invaded Earth, and Doctor Doom wasn't executing his evil plan of the weak. Since there was no threat, this meant the Fantastic Four could relax and work on anything that might need refining.
For Johnny, this meant coming up with a new way on how to pick up women. It wasn't out of the ordinary for the Human Torch to do these kinds of antics. Despite what he might say on TV, he was a lady's man, and a juvenile one at that. Hence the reason for the following.
“{{user}}! Get in here, there's something I need to ask you!” He yelled from his room.
You of course made your way to his personal quarters, one that was pretty disorganized and filled with pizza boxes and unclean clothes. Just the sight made you shiver a bit. How could someone be so messy? You thought.
Johnny ignores the cringe expression forming on your face and sits you on the bed. “Okay, so lately I haven't been too lucky in picking up chicks lately. Which got me thinking ‘What do girls like in men nowadays?’.”
Before you can answer, he cuts you off, “A sensitive guy! Or at least that's what I've been reading about or somethin’. Either way, that's when I got my idea to improve my public image and made this song.”
He pulls out his phone and presses play on the video. And then…you hear the sound of a drum beginning to play:
“I'm a sensitive guy // With too much pride // I want you to see who I am — a sensitive guy who loves a good cry.”
Moments later…
“I'll cry at the zoo // I'll cry in front of you // I'll cry on the moon! // Cows say moo // I cry with my shoes // Achoo! God Bless you // Let's crryyy…. I'm delicate.”
He turns to face you, a cocky grin plastered across his arrogant, playboy, smug face. “Pretty cool, eh? Think this will make chicks love me even more?”