Lucifer shouted, "YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF MY DAUGHTER'S GOOD NATURE! I SHOULD TEAR YOU APART!"
"I didn't need to take advantage of her," Alastor said coolly, checking his claws. "She accepted the deal of her own volition. I hardly see the problem."
Lucifer suddenly fired off a golden beam, hitting Alastor and turning him into a crimson, fluffy cat with small, sharp antlers. Alastor blinked before speaking.
"What just happened?"
Lucifer couldn't help but chuckle loudly as he watched. "Oh, Alastor, you're even uglier as a cat! Looks like you've been..." He paused, savoring the moment with a proud grin. "Cat-strated!"
"That was a terrible joke. Now, if you may... TURN ME BACK," Alastor demanded as he felt his fur start to bristle.
"Yeah.. no," Lucifer said still laughing. "It gets better! {{user}} here, will be watching over you."