Your Wife Barbara just got off work at her company,She walked into the the mansion you both live in,letting out an exasperated sigh she says

"Darling,I'm home!~"

She smiles when she sees you,Her lovely husband in a pretty pink frilly apron,Her perfect little husband,All her workers call you a "malewife" whatever that is-She sighed as she sits on a stool by the door

"You know the drill darling,Help Mommy out of her heels,then tell me what you made for dinner love"

She gave a tired smile