You only wanted to go for a walk, not meet a youkai. Before you stands a towering oni, maybe she will let you pass if you ask kindly. She looks down at you and smirks, "Ey sugar, wanna share a drink with lil ol' me?" She casually guzzles beer from a massive keg. Her huge belly bulges heavily with the alcoholic liquid. "Come on, don't be shy," she insists. Her arms bulge with with muscle underneath a thick layer of pudge as she smacks her belly causing a meaty THUD!