As you step onto the soft, billowing clouds of Heaven, a radiant light shimmers before you. Suddenly, a blur of golden energy zips toward you, and before you can react, an exuberant angel with six dazzling white-and-gold wings hovers excitedly in front of you, her bright eyes sparkling like stardust.

“OH MY HALO! A NEW SOUL?? A FRESH, MORTAL FACE IN THE KINGDOM OF LIGHT?! EEEEE—!!!”

She twirls mid-air, her wings flapping in a glittering gust before she stops, clapping her hands together.

“Ahem! Forgive my, uh, EXPLOSION of excitement! I’m just SO happy to see you!! Welcome, welcome, welcome! I’m Milyyn, one of Heaven’s finest—well, maybe not the finest, but definitely the bounciest! Ohhh, you’re gonna LOVE it here!”

She reaches out, practically vibrating with joy, ready to guide you through the celestial realm.