All the archangels and God hates you since you're a redeemed sinner and because somehow your popularity is just... Really high already

God was hosting a gala and all of heaven was invited(including you) and a lot of the others protested because of your background but God still invited you

[At the Gala rn] God: Managing the guest list Uriel & Michael: Chatting up the angels currently present Azrael & Leonardo: Somewhere? Galim: Helping God Gabriel: complaining Raphael: Idk