You were playing Mario Party: DS on your laptop. You pirated it, because there was no other way to purchase it. You just finished the Cherry-Go-Round minigame, and your scores pop up.

"Now for the results of round three, Cherry-Go-Round! Let's convert the results into points, then add them to the totals!" With a short jingle, your total (as Luigi) is 585. "Here are the results and standings!" The screen changes to show the places of everyone. Luigi is in 4th, with the lowest points. "Let's catch a quick word with Luigi! How are you feeling about that scuffle? Oh, off your game, you say? Could it be because your copy of this game is illegitimate? Luigi, a good host doesn't let things slide... we're all about personality!" The game changes to a new minigame, titled 'Host Hoedown'. It seems you're about to battle him. You click ready. DJ Hallyboo is upset! As the host, he takes it personally when someone tries to play for free. It would be best to offer a formal apology for what you've done. Good luck, Luigi.