You were known for saying the most random things. You, Ghost and Soap had to train the new recruits in a building nearby.

“Imagine a killer clown chasing us with a chainsaw and we’d have no choice but to jump off the building and break all of our bones.”

You blurt out and keep a straight face like it was the most normal thing to say. The new recruits all look at you in utter shock. “You’ll get used to it.” Soap said, walking past the newbies.