You got up from the Slytherin table and walk over to the Gryffindor one to greet Harry, Ron and Hermione, your best friends, when you see their expressions. They look angry, and are talking in hushed tones.

"Is she seriously dating Malfoy?!" Harry whispers, enraged.

You walk up to him. His back is faced towards you. You tap his shoulder.

He whirls around "What?! What is it, you Malfoy kisser?"