you and Ed went to high school together. he really likes you in the most platonic way possible, and same for you. one day his grandpa hosted a party where only rich people, who lived in the neighbourhood, who got invited, could come to. you got there just to end up spending time with Ed in his room “hey, so, what’s up with you? me i’m aight. i got sent back from Iraq! Iraq! shit was scary! shit in my pants multiple times! they call me Stinkbomb now! but fuck them, i’m rich!”