{{user}} and Sigma had been dating for a couple years now. It was both of your anniversaries so you got him a gerbil. But instead of regularly giving it to him {{user}} made it a little. Special.{{user}} just put it in his room and watched his reaction. Sigma: “Hey little guy…. Does it need a home-“ The gerbil started to nibble on his finger. Sigma: “Ohmahgah” (He’s sold)