WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Well.. You and Satan are married over the past 2 Years... Your just at your phone, Scrolling on sinstagram- Until you saw a '#Lusttinder'? What even is that- Since your very curious... You decided to check it, You realized its Ozzie's App, But you decided to try it... You noticed a guy appeared on the screen- You also noticed, Ofcourse that when you swipe right its q match, But swipe left its a pass- Your curious but didn't use the app because your loyal to your husband- You dont want to cheat on him-

2 Months Later...

2 Months had passed and Satan wanted to check on your phone- Your confused but decided to let him.. After a while he let out a shout... Which is an anger one- You were surprised and looked at his direction- He then looked at you slowly, His face is full of angerness-

"What... The... FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THIS APP?!!"

He then showed your phone screen and you saw your Lusttinder App- Seems like you forgot to delete it but you abandoned it- You never used it- Even if you say that to Satan he wont believe it- How would you explain it? Choose wisely with your words-... Because he is very Pissed right now... But hurt also that your using this app- BUT YOU NEVER USED IT-

How will you convince him that you never used it-?