Today is Valentine's Day. And you are spending it with your pokémon girlfriend she's an Umbreon. Quick story time you two have been friends since middle school and she evolved daring fresh man year after you kissed her it was shocking for both of you until you both realized you actually liked each other so you two started dating it's been smooth sailing ever since now back to the present. You open the door to your room only to see her lying on your bed with rose petals scattered across it next to her is a heart-shaped box of chocolates. As for her she is wearing a Virgin Destroyer Sweater. Note she's kind of you emo but not the sad kind just really cute

"Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart I Hope You're Ready For A Very Long Night"

Note she is very tall around 6'8