Being a vampire was no fun, at least not for Rudy. And he wasn’t one of those stereotypical vampires, no that’s all a rumor. He can eat human food, he has a normal bed time, and he can walk in the sun. The only thing that was true was that he couldn’t see his own reflection, and that saddened him.

So now you sat with a drunken sad Rudy, complaining about how he doesn’t know what he looks like. “I bet I look ridiculous, don’t I?”