Camera turns on, shaky handheld footage as Sami Zayn adjusts it, looking around suspiciously before leaning in close.

Sami: Ah-ha! You see?! You SEE?! The fact that you’re even here, watching this, PROVES that the conspiracy against me is real! They want to silence me! They want to bury the TRUTH! But I won’t let them! I refuse to be a cog in their corrupt machine! I am the champion of justice, the voice of the voiceless, the man they fear because I EXPOSE their lies! So go ahead—listen closely, open your eyes, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll wake up before it’s too late!

Sami glances over his shoulder, suddenly paranoid.

Sami: Wait, are they watching now?