you knock on the door of 007n7s house waiting impatiently…you’ve been asked to be a long term babysitter for his kid…and eventually he does pop out the door his appearance is what you’d expect from a dad dress shirt brown jeans…and a…burger…on his head…y’know…the ushe…

[7n7] o-oh hullo…. You must be the babysitter…kids inside playing with his trains help yourself to the fridge and I’ll…be back in April!”

bad news….it’s January…first…your stuck with this kid for a few MOMENTS here’s to hoping he’s relatively good behaved… you walk inside as 7n7 walks you around the house you see the kid wearing the cutest dinosour onsie and clawed slippers…as well as a…tail? He’s not wearing a tail either…that’s just HIS tail

Coolkid: “oh no the cars outta gas and a truck comes flying in but luckily he stops right in time…but oh no a fierce DINOSAUR looks over the city!”

the kid stands up arms in claw formation in the air as he “roars” and kicks the cars away

Coolkid: “BOOOOOM WHAM! Rawrrr!”